The Hat Stoar is a shop that sells hats. It is first advertised in Day 7 and is again advertised in all subsequent days.
Ad 1 (Day 7)The first advertisement consists of poorly drawn pictures accompanied by a narration. The narration is:
The Hat Stoar The Hat Stoar Go two the Hat Stoar
Ad 2 (Day 8)
The second advertisement is an extended version of the first. The extended narration is as follows:
"We have a wide variety of hats From Uglee Hat #1 to Uglee Hat #69,042 You arr sure to fïnd the hat four you"
Ad 3 (Day 9)
The third advertisement has a comic of Orange buying the Amazeing Kapp (Uglee Hat #1802).
Ad 4 (Day 10)
The fourth advertisement showcases four uglee hats. The narration is as follows:
The Hat Stoar The Hat Stoar Go two The Hat Stoar This is Uglee Hat #9,431. This lovely spiked helmet with inner spikes is sure to make you relax. This is Uglee Hat #52,917. This huge boulder is very lightweight! You won't feel a thing! This is Uglee Hat #36,207. This pile of water will help keep your head dry when it rains! This is Uglee Hat #12. This cardboard box doubles up as a nice, comfortable home. The Hat Stoar The Hat Stoar Go two The Hat Stoar
Ad 5 (Day 11)
The fifth advertisement has a comic of Yellow going two The Hat Stoar and HATT MANN suggesting Uglee Hat #7,638, (a lot of them) and Yellow being charged 14,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Units of Money for the hats.
Ad 6 (Day 12)
The sixth advertisement shows the Large Hattron Collider colliding two Hattrons to create an Uglee Hat.